I used to be a college student, now I'm just an ... adult? I'm 22. and I'm terrified of the future, but am learning to trust.
irl I'm not as obsessed with Bones or food as I might seem from the things I reblog. or maybe I am and I just hide it well. I am as obsessed with summer camp as I appear, and I know that very well. I have a wall in my room that looks like tumblr threw up on it with cheesy quotes, song lyrics, pictures, and lots of color. I've learned to accept that I'm dorky and quirky and awkwardy and silly. I like taking pictures. I also like tricking myself into thinking I'm artistic and creative. I'm still trying to figure out exactly who I am and how I present that to the world.
*thoughts of sunshine --- because I like taking pictures of the sun. and because the sun is bright/happy/can be associated with optimism. which I like.
dorkvader:
thedailywhat:
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
THE JAZZ HANDS.
her reactions to everything that happens are so sweet :)
(via fuckyeahhappy)
Step Six: Don’t Chew Gum in Public
adulting:
It sounds harsh, but don’t. When you chew gum, you are 800 percent more likely to look like a cow absentmindedly chewing its cud than when you’re not chewing gum.
‘Cud’ is a word that I didn’t really know the definition of, until just now:
dcud /ked/
Noun: Partly digested food returned from the first stomach of ruminants to the mouth for further chewing.
Don’t chew gum in public.
not only is this site hilarious, this advice is quite true. especially when you chew gum with your mouth open. didn’t we all learn to eat with our mouthes closed? why should gum be any different!
(this is why even though I’m SO GLAD that Barney marries Robin … I’m going to miss Quinn/Barney it’s going to be sad to see them break up next season)
(via fuckyeahhowimetyourmother)
lizayzay:
networkconnectivityproblems:
tinamfey:
cactusjmal:
Now you’re just some network that I used to know
you can get addicted to a certain kind of network
no you didn’t have to stoop so low
BUT I DON’T WANT TO LIVE THIS WAY
COMMUNITY’S NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE
YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD HELP OUR SHOW
BUT NOW IT’S VERY CLEAR TO US YOU NEVER REALLY CARED AT ALLL
(via alwaysgivehappiness)
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.